Yeah, it kinda feels just like this. |
But hold up just a minute there, kid. You're not quite done yet. There's work yet to do, and it's gonna be a hell of a lot harder than convincing people to read your book.
Every successful product needs a brand name to instill trust in the customer, and in the literary world, that brand name is YOU. The Author.
This picture pretty much sums up your reaction, I bet. |
Generally speaking, Authors are a shy bunch for a variety of reasons. You can test this theory by simply looking at some Author's Facebook Profile Pictures. Note how many use pictures of animals, celebrities, cartoon characters, damn near everything but their actual face?
Honestly, if you're doing this, just stop.
It doesn't matter how good it is, nobody wants to read a book written by a chicken. |
Unless you're Michael Ness, that is.
Hello Ladies. |
Another point to consider is that if you're going to use your own picture, choose carefully. Not just any old picture will do. You'll want to choose an existing picture, or even take a new one that portrays you as a representative of whatever genre you write in. For instance, if you write Erotica, don't use something like this:
Hello? Ladies? |
So now you've chosen a good visual representation of yourself and your work, you're all done, right?
No. Sit back down, we're not done quite yet.
You may be familiar with the recent Chelsea Cain flustercluck. If not, here's a quick recap:
She recently went 'full retard', and lambasted her own fans for 'asking stupid questions'. She quickly recanted when she was spanked by her publisher for being an idiot, and went ahead and pretty much said the same thing again, but in a slightly different way. She lost a LOT of current fans, and alienated many more potential readers because of it.
Handy Hint? Don't EVER do anything like that. It's like shooting your writing career straight in the face.
Although at times it may be tough, but since you're the 'face' of your product, you have to maintain some sort of professional decorum pretty much at all times. I'm not saying you have to be a suck-up ass kisser to your fans, but damn it, don't be an asshole when fans want to interact with you and dare to ask questions you may feel are stupid. Logically if you treat them like unworthy crap you scrape off of your shoe, eventually no one will want to read the book you worked so hard to put out, and you'll end up wallowing in a pit of nothingness that you yourself dug. Without readers, an Author has no purpose. Always remember that.
Glad I'm not an author :D
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